What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the bee sad?
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