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What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is another name for a cow?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

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What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?