What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
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What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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