What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
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How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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