What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do cows always add to their salad?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?