What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
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