What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do burgers like to dance?
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