What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?