What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What siblings are always sad?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?