How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?