Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?