Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?