Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Where do surfers go to school?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What sport can waiters play really well?