Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why do cats love to work?