If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do kittens go to school?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?