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What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?