What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why is grass so dangerous?