Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Which is the worst season?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's black and white and red all over?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?