What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?