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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do they call pastors in Germany?