Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a bear's favorite movie?