What TV show did the cat love to watch?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

How do snowmen get information?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?