Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
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