Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you wash a lamb?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do hamsters come from?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
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