Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How does a barber get to work?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do actors go to pray?
Families are like fudge.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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