Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
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What food is a man's best friend?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do books sleep?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
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What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
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