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Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why was the bunny upset?