Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you make a bear really angry?
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