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What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call the king of vegetables?