How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

How long do chickens work?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?