What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?