Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the coolest country?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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