How does a squid go into battle?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?