What do you eat on July 5th?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which celebrity loves to read?