What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

My brother is my partner in crime.

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?