What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?