What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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