What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame StreetĀ®?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which relative loves rice?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
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