Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

A book just fell on my head.

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?