What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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