What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which is the worst season?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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