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Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

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Why is winter considered holy?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

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What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?