Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?