Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the confused bee say?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?