Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?