Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What school subject really rocks?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?