Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is another name for a cow?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?