What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How do you get straight A's?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?