Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What school subject really rocks?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Where do hands go on vacation?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?