Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What insect runs away from everything?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?