Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What are you studying in math?

What table can you never sit at?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Which celebrity loves to read?