Why do trees have so many friends?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What makes a glow worm glow?