Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?