Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why are winter days great?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?