Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you drive a man crazy?
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