What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

People are so hard on car mechanics.