What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How do you drive a man crazy?