Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do fish do at parades?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What game do mice love to play?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?