What did the bread do on vacation?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What nationality are most fish?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

How did the tree get lost?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?