Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What are you studying in math?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do hogs play so much football?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?