Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which relative loves rice?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where does breakfast live?
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