Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

The museum curator needed a break.

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why are baseball players so good at math?