Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?