Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?