Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a handsome runner?