Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why was the math book sad?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?