Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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