Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which relative loves rice?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?