Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?