Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?