What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?