What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the sick chicken say?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What did summer say to spring?