Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call hiking college students?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?