Where do chips wear socks?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?