Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?