Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the Easter egg hide?