What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why do bees buzz?

What animal knows kung fu?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where do frogs keep their money?