What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What insect thinks it's a dog?