Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do Scottish toads play?