How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do math teachers eat?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?