What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
When should you start writing a book?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What animal loves Indian food?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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