How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What school subject really rocks?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?