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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do amoebas make calls?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

A book just fell on my head.

Why are grandkids so great?

What table can you never sit at?

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What does Santa order at the bar?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?