What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?