What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What type of car do planets buy?

What is the most faithful insect?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?