Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What are the smartest highways in the world?