What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!