What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

When do astronauts eat?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?