What game does pasta always play at recess?
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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where does breakfast live?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do bees get to school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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