If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why do cats love to work?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did summer say to spring?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are boxers good comedians?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What type of car do planets buy?