Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?