Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What horn never makes a sound?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What are you studying in math?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!