What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What horn never makes a sound?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What are you studying in math?