What condiment has wings?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?