Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do cats love to work?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

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