What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did electricity win the race?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?