What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

When does a horse talk?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?