What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What's a forklift?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?