What did the salad say to its dad?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?