Why do diners never serve lobster?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do cats love to work?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?