What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Families are like fudge.

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?