What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is the color of the wind?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How does cardboard get its workout in?