Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What type of car do planets buy?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?