What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What bird is losing its hair?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?