Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Where do ants go to eat?