How do hurricanes see?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Where do books sleep?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?