What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
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