What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
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