What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did March say to the madness?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which cats have the best manners?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How do you know bees have allergies?