What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?