What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How long do chickens work?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?