What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Two silkworms got in a fight.