Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do cats love to work?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?