Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do billboards talk?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

That bird won't stop squawking.