What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How long will dinner be?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?