Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you grill cheese?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?