Why do trees have so many friends?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?