What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?