Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How long will dinner be?