What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How are teens like cats?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?