How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What words make the best athletes?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?