What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's the coldest vegetable?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?