Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the student eat their homework?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?