Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?