What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?