Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What British bugs are the best singers?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?