Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What game do mice love to play?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's a kitty's favorite book?