What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?