What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?