What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What sport requires no movement at all?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call an old snowman?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
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