Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?