What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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