What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Which fly makes films?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
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