What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Where do books sleep?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do bears keep cool?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the tallest building in the world?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
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