What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why are all priests fit?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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