Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?