Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?