What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the slowest 5k?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What day do hands always go to church?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?